Imagine a George W. Bush who can do the disco-down splits on the Samurai Night Fever dance floor. His face sports that “I’m darned determined but happy” expression. At the press of your couch-potato, remote control buttons you can make Bush do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk; another button makes Bush do the John Travolta-inspired Bus-stop; one button activates Bush’s softer side, and makes him leap like a fairy-drama-queen; and, of course, you can make him do a big-time Cha-Ching, among other things. And you thought Bush was uptight.

Unimaginable? Unbelievable? Not so, not so. Click on this great link, turn your speakers up, and drive your remote-controlled George W to an inconceivable combination of In-da-club, Boogie Fever, and Boogie Nights:

http://miniclip.com/dancingbush.htm