By Andrew L. Jaffee

As Perez Hilton puts it, “Because rape is so funny, right?” In his latest movie, Grindhouse, Quentin Tarantino appears as “Rapist Number One.” Artistic license, right? Not only is Tarantino poisoning minds through the film media, he’s released “Grindhouse Action Figures,” including a Rapist Number One doll with a gun. Also available is “a girl with an M16 as her prosthetic leg.” Reports had circulated that Toys “R” Us would be carrying these “action figures,” but the company has denied such claims (thank you). Time to rush out and get these “toys” for your kids so they can become the next Cho Seung-Hui.